Siegfried:
    I was 56 years old.
Showmaster:
    And how old exactly?
Siegfried:
    I think I...
Showmaster: (shouting, interrupting him again)
    Don't...
Siegfried:
    I'm so sorry, excuse me, I know I shouldn't think so much, I know I know!
Showmaster: (happy)
    OH, OH, OH, ...you're learning pretty fast!
Siegfried:
    I was 56 years... 7 months... eh... 18 days... hmmm... 16 hours... 11 minutes and...
    49 seconds!?!

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Showmaster:
     Wrong answer, buddy! It were only 37 seconds!
Dave:
     Oh Siegfried you are so stupid!
Showmaster: (shouting)
     Shut up you pervert! I didn't ask you!!!
     Alright Siegfried, can you remember the last few seconds of your life? I mean,
     what happened there?
Siegfried:
     I remember that I was on the deck of my boat and suddenly I heard a sound... yes,
     a sound like a pipe*. And then I was here.

Sound: <>

audience: (applauding, cheering)
Showmaster:
     Right answer, buddy!
     By the way, you died in a pretty funny way...
Siegfried:
     And what is so funny about dying?!?
Showmaster: (aggressive)
     Don't interrupt me! The only one who is allowed to interrupt anybody is ME and
     nobody else, alright?!?
Siegfried: (ashamed)
    I'm sorry! Shame on me!
 

Showmaster:
     I hope so! But now, back to your death... hi, hi, hi... you... you were slain... hu, hu,
     hu... from a frozen shit package of an airplane toilet.

audience: (laughs)

Showmaster:
     Don't laugh, it's true and very dramatic!
Siegfried: (shocked)
     I... I can't believe it... I was... I was...
Showmaster: (unconcerned)
     Don't think about it so much! You can't change it anymore! So let's go on and find
     out more about you. Where did you live and what was your job?
Siegfried:
     I lived on Sylt, an island of Germany, and I made boat trips for tourists.
Showmaster:
     That's all? Didn't you do anything else to earn some more money?
Siegfried:
     Yes, I sold some coffee and cake, and other drinks and snacks.
Showmaster:
     Weren't the prices a little bit too high?
Siegfried:
     Yes, a little bit perhaps, but if the tourists pay for it?
Dave:
     Siggi, you're really a very, very bad guy. Deceiving credulous aunts, that's not very
     nice, no no!
Showmaster: (happy)
     Thank you, Dave, 'deceiving', that's the keyword for you, Siegfried! And after-
     wards for you, (aggressive) you pervert!
Dave: (calm)
     Ok, ok, stay cool, man, stay cool!
Showmaster:
     Grrrrrrrrr!!! But now back to our keyword and Siegfried's answer to it.
Siegfried: (desperately trying to defend himself)
     But that's not right, I didn't deceive anybody!
Showmaster: (aggressive)
     Damn! Don't lie to me! Of course you did!
Siegfried:  (fearful, speaking rapidly)
     Ok, ok! I admit! I did so! I sold some bad and senseless stuff to my passengers,
     too. I told them that this stuff would be very good and sturdy and would last a
     whole life and that they would absolutely need it. But in reality, it was bad quality
     and completely senseless. By the way, it's the passengers' decision if they buy this
     stuff or not.
 

Showmaster: (happy, turns to the audience)
     Yeah! I've got him! I've got him! He admits his unforgivable crime he committed!
     We've got our first offender for this evening!

audience: (applauding, cheering)